Finally, gifts you actually want
We Canadians celebrate the holidays a little differently than the rest of the world. Each December, millions of Canadians leave the warmth and safety of their Igloos for the annual Great Canadian Moose hunt. This Canadian tradition consists of shooting at moose and missing on purpose so that we can chant our national saying "Eh, sorry bud!" Then we go for a dip in one of our many maple syrup filled lakes. "Don’t drink from the lake," we tell our children, "unless you want the gift of diabetes." Then comes the most nutritious part of any holiday celebration - the presents! Under the gentle flicker of a roaring fire, accentuated by music from the former Emperor of Canada, Bryan Adams, children giggle as they exchange gifts made of ice and polar bear dreams while the adults celebrate another year of surviving Canadian goose attacks. And since no one at Windscribe was killed by geese either, we’re giving you all 3 lavish gifts to celebrate...
Behold - Canada's #1 Threat
That's right, 3 gifts, like the 3 ghosts in Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol *wink* (this wink will make sense after you watch our short film). The first gift is the gift of Windscribe 2.0 for Windows and Mac. Remember the old Windscribe? That was your grandpa’s Windscribe, but this new version is like your great great grandkid’s Windscribe: it's so awesome, even people that don’t exist yet love it. Let us summarize it in a single Drake meme:
Yeah, it's fast. And pretty. And stuffed with features.
- New Look - Scientifically proven to be 187% better looking than the current version.
- Split Routing - Exclude programs, domain and IP networks from the tunnel.
- WireGuard Support - A new protocol that offers the best performance money cannot buy (since the protocol is free).
- A lot more - Network awareness, MAC address spoofing, custom config support, and a whole lot more!
This version is still in beta, but you can try it right now! First, go to the Preferences screen, then the "Debug" menu, and finally, select "Beta Channel" at the bottom. On Windows or Mac.
The second gift is the gift... of laughter. Awww! At the end of every year, we empty the Windscribe swear jar and use the proceeds to make a short film. This year, with the help of the winners of our WTF Film Festival, we created a tour de force film that may actually have a chance at winning Best Film at the Dagestani Oscars! So without further ado, we are proud to present you A Windscribe Christmas Carol:
Last but not least is our third gift. This holiday season, we give you the privilege of paying us way less money for the same premium service we usually charge $49/year for. How much less money? $13 less money! For the mathematically challenged, that comes to $36 for 1 year of service. Pretty sweet deal if you ask us. You know what else? If you watch the video we've made and follow the link inside, you can save even more money! How much more money? $6 more money! Imagine what you can do with the $19 you're about to save...
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This concludes today's programming. In closing, we wish you the happiest holidays, may you and your loved ones be safe from goose attacks.
