Better Nice than Naughty
It’s Christmas time! The holiday when Bruce Willis fondly remembers when he consistently starred in good movies (Die Hard 1 and 2), and Macaulay Culkin gets Home Alone royalty cheques to pay for whatever Macaulay Culkin pays for these days.
Speaking of Christmas, did you know that it was named after famed snow enthusiast Christiano Mastertron to celebrate the day he discovered snow? Well it wasn't. That was an exercise in critical thinking. Windscribe likes to keep you on your toes! Anyways, back to the derailed holiday email.
Every Christmas holiday at Windscribe, we like to roleplay what it’s like being Santa by giving discounts on the only gift we have access to: the gift... of privacy. And when we say Santa, we mean the Boomer Santa, from pre-iPhone days. Let’s face it, with Amazon, Facebook and Google selling your data to the Millennial Santa, none of us are going to be on the Nice list this year... unless you deploy the Millennial Santa Protection Suite (MSPS), commonly known as Windscribe Pro.
Remember, it doesn't matter if you are Jewish, Muslim, Christian or an Apple fanatic, Millennial Santa is no bigot. He'll collect info on anyone. So celebrate with us by buying a Windscribe Pro account, and keep yourself off the Naughty list, at least next year. What’s more, this year we will be donating all the proceeds to our favourite charity organization - ourselves! For over 3 years, we have provided charitable contributions to our employees (they call them salaries) in exchange for their hard work in creating the greatest, classiest, highest value, easy to use, exquisite and modest privacy company, this side of the moon. So here is to 2020!
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On a more serious note... we'd like to thank everyone for using Windscribe and spreading the good word. We wouldn't be here without our users... that we wish to know as little as possible about. Kinda of a strange relationship if you think about it. If you want to get social, check us out on Reddit, Twitter and Discord. Voice your opinion, suggest something, or just remain up date with everything we have in store for 2020 and beyond.
